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Who Let The Dogs Out?
Don't bring a terrier to a dogfight with a Plott!
by Michael H. Thomson
July 19, 2006
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The Great Batarfi World Summit
The Cartoon Controversy Resolved
by Sal Rosken
February 13, 2006
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A Modest Proposal
for Reform in the West.
by Sal Rosken
October 25, 2004
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God Undecided for 2004 Election
Candidates seek Almighty endorsement before November.
by Essie McShepherd
September 17, 2004
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Kerry Vindicated - Foreign Leaders Show Support
Endorsement follows skepticism from Bush campaign.
by Sal Rosken
March 16, 2004
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Shoe-Pounding Dropped from Speech
Late-Draft Revision Divides Insiders.
by Oche Dremon
September 25, 2003
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Dear Prince
Can Ya Lend a Guy a Hand?
by Sal Rosken
April 22, 2003
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The West Wing
The Lost Episode.
by Sal Rosken
March 9, 2003
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Saddam Plays Hide ‘n’ Seek
U.S. Government sure of “hidden” bombs.
by Essie McShepherd
March 7, 2003
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Networks Consider Ways to Minimize Wartime Losses
Product Placement, Reality Specials on Tap.
by Marcos Johnsones
February 22, 2003
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Man, Age 49, Upset He’s No Longer “Desired”
Too old to be part of advertisers’ key demographic.
by Essie McShepherd
October 14, 2002
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Greyhound Bus Arrives at Destination – Without Incident
Driver, passengers tell of an amazingly dull trip.
by Essie McShepherd
October 9, 2002
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Newsstand Sampler
Magazine Picks of the Week.
by Mark D. Johnson
August 20, 2002
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FDA Puts Stop to Nicotine Lollipops
Pharmacists, kids take a licking.
by Essie McShepherd
April 15, 2002
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Unemployed Man Feels Snubbed on 'Boss’s Day'
From our veteran correspondent.
by Essie McShepherd
October 18, 2001
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Cigars & Memoirs, by William Jefferson Clinton
The PO obtains a draft of the Table of Contents.
by Blackadder
August 19, 2001
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Taliban Makes Hindus’ World Safer
From our foreign correspondent.
by Essie McShepherd
May 23, 2001
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Continental Shift Makes Northern Ireland Free at Last!
Troubled territory adrift in the Atlantic!
by Essie McShepherd
March 14, 2001
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School’s Zero-Tolerance Policy Draws Public Ire
Eighth-grader’s use of ‘hand’ gun results in expulsion.
by Marcos Johnsones
November 15, 2000
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U.S. Currency Now Growing on Trees
Government program gives new meaning to “green thumb”
by Marcos Johnsones
November 14, 2000
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