RHYMES AND REASONS
Where's the Beef?
A good question to ask when your chili tastes bad.
by Greg Asimakoupoulos
April 29, 2005
Be cautious. Don't be dumb.
Unless you eat your fast food slow,
you might swallow a thumb.
The chunky chili Wendy serves
may not be what you think.
Amid the beans within your bowl,
there might be something pink.
Con carne means it comes with meat.
But human meat? Good grief!
I guess it pays to always ask,
"Excuse me, where's the beef?"
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