THE HOROSCOPE OF BEL-DARIUS JONAS, CHALDEAN MAGI
"The Horoscope of Bel-Darius Jonas, Chaldean Magi"
As Channelled through Jon Deer
by Jon Deer
July 15, 2001
Aries: No one will laugh if you take an umbrella.
Taurus: Look for many blades of green grass this week.
Gemini: Call your mother.
Cancer: Smoking is bad for you.
Leo: Wear a seatbelt.
Virgo: You will regret having taken your kids to see "AI," having told them that when you were a kid, that guy had made a really great movie called "ET."
Libra: Call your mother.
Scorpio: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Sagittarius: I'm so sorry.
Capricorn: An "OJ Film Festival" is still about three years away from being a funny theme for a party.
Aquarius: Let the sunshine in.
Pisces: Call your mother.
About the Author:
Jon Deer is a poet, clairvoyant, and channeller of past lives.
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