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RHYMES AND REASONS Old Man Winter Isn't THAT Old Why this incomparable season should be carded. by Greg Asimakoupoulos January 19, 2007 Old Man Winter's not that old. He's still virile. It's so cold. He's not weak. His strength is scary. His bulging biceps leave us wary. Healthy lungs? He lacks no breath. When he coughs, there's brutal death. Caution! When he blows his nose, arctic blasts bring swirling snows. This old man still has his teeth. When he bites there's no relief. And his fingers sure can reach. From New York to Newport Beach. Windstorms, blizzards, icy roads. He's to blame. He's not that old. If he tried to buy some beer, he'd be carded. That's quite clear. This article was printed from www.partialobserver.com. Copyright © 2010 partialobserver.com. All rights reserved.