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Cigars & Memoirs, by William Jefferson Clinton
The PO obtains a draft of the Table of Contents.

by Blackadder
August 19, 2001

Cigars & Memoirs, by William Jefferson Clinton_Blackadder-The PO obtains a draft of the Table of Contents. Former President Clinton is making history again, landing a record book deal that will make him a wealthy man. Alfred A. Knopf publishers announced today that Clinton has signed a deal to write his memoir... In a prepared statement, Knopf said the book "will be a thorough and candid telling of his life.” (ABCNews.com, August 6, 2001)

Dedication

To Susan McDougal, who can stick to a plan. Way to go, girl!


Table of Contents
  1. I Was Born a Poor Black Child...

  2. Taking Notes: The JFK Presidency

  3. Waiting to Inhale

  4. The Art of “Drafting” Letters

  5. Blonde Jokes

  6. Yale and Hillary: Defrosting Lady Fridgidaire®

  7. Arkansas: Little Rock ‘n’ Roll (If You Know What I Mean)

  8. Blonde Jokes, Part II: Gennifer Flowers

  9. Feeling Your Pain (and Loving It!)

  10. 1992: It Was Ross Perot, Stupid!

  11. The Agenda: Don’t Ask Al, Don’t Tell Hillary

  12. 1994: Remembering Newt

  13. WHITEWhATevER

  14. 1996: That Was Way Too Easy

  15. The Definition of ‘Is’

  16. A Detailed Sexual History of Kenneth Starr

  17. Impeachment Jokes

  18. Quest for Legacy (An Ongoing Mission)

  19. Begging My Pardon

  20. A Hero for Harlem

  21. Price of My Memoirs: $12 Million
    Topping Hillary's Advance for Her Memoirs: Priceless

  22. Plans for My Next Co-Presidency
Appendix A: Scandal Scoreboard – A Case-By-Case Defense

Appendix B: Index of Women, by Degree of Sexual Involvement

About the Author:
Blackadder is a card-carrying member of the vast right-wing conspiracy.


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