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Why They Fight
If North America was invaded, Americans would resist - just like the insurgents in Iraq.
by James Leroy Wilson
June 15, 2006
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Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Idiots
Gamecocks v. Domestic Violence Flap in South Carolina.
by Richard 'Mr. Moo' Moore
April 24, 2005
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The Decline and Fall of the United States of America
It began today, when the Fed told the world the dollar is worthless.
by James Leroy Wilson
March 22, 2006
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Performance Enhancing Drugs for Musicians?
Is the scourge of the professional athletic world rearing its ugly head in the music industry?
by Drew McManus
September 27, 2004
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How To Alienate Your Audience in 10 Easy Steps: Musicians
A satirical look at how regular musicians negatively impact the future of classical music.
by Holly Mulcahy
December 1, 2008
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How Competition Could Revive Classical Music
When did classical music lose its competitive edge?
by Holly Mulcahy
June 4, 2007
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How To Alienate Your Audience In 10 Easy Steps: Audiences
A satirical look at how orchestra adience members can negatively impact their fellow ticket buyers.
by Holly Mulcahy
February 2, 2009
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| 8. |
Not Just the Last Refuge of the Scoundrel
What Patriotism Is.
by James Leroy Wilson
August 1, 2001
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| 9. |
Carl Stalling Was A Genius
Everything you need to know about classical music can be learned by watching Bugs Bunny cartoons.
by Drew McManus
November 8, 2004
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| 10. |
Johnny's Drive-Inn
Let's go for malts.
by Everett Wilson
March 25, 2006
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| 11. |
Satanic Message Silliness
On Paul McCartney, 'American Idol,' and the death of Heavy Metal.
by Dr. Spin
August 12, 2002
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| 12. |
Recipe for a Grateful Heart
Food for thought on Thanksgiving Day.
by Greg Asimakoupoulos
November 28, 2002
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| 13. |
A Criticism of MSNBC
You should have left Don Imus on the radio.
by Michael H. Thomson
April 6, 2005
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| 14. |
Why I Hate Bush
Sixty-nine reasons to want this Presidency to end.
by James Leroy Wilson
January 18, 2006
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| 15. |
The Future Of Classical Music Is In Venezuela
Part 1 of a trip to Caracas which led to a world of discovery.
by Drew McManus
July 4, 2005
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How To Alienate Your Audience In 10 Easy Steps: Music Directors
A satirical look at how the bear traps awaiting music directors impact the future of classical music.
by Holly Mulcahy
November 3, 2008
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Should you listen to H.I.M?
A concerned fan questions a band's loyalty.
by Dr. Spin
November 14, 2005
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| 18. |
Why Pete Rose Doesn't Belong in the Hall of Fame
James Leroy Wilson changes his mind.
by James Leroy Wilson
January 12, 2004
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| 19. |
Mitsubishi Music Madness
Car company uses obscure songs to sell product.
by Dr. Spin
March 22, 2004
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| 20. |
Revisiting Don Imus
Maybe Contessa Brewer DID drive him nuts!
by Michael H. Thomson
January 18, 2006
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