Home
Loading
  Contact Us    
Blame It On Eugene

Passing the buck for our imperfect bodies.

by Greg Asimakoupoulos
November 24, 2006

Bookmark and Share
Blame It On Eugene
Gene Poole is the cause of all
the things 'bout me I hate:
My hair, my nose, my body shape,
my ears, my height, my weight.

And though I've never met Eugene,
I think he's pretty cruel.
Without my knowledge or consent
he deemed I'd be a Poole.

Although I work out all the time,
I'm blessed with ol' Gene's gut.
And just like all my relatives,
I've got his ample butt.

He robbed me of my thick black hair
and my unwrinkled skin.
He stole my runner-lean physique
and left a double chin.

It's Gene who found a way to loot
my body of its looks.
And based on what he stole from me,
I'd call that thief a crook.

Comments (1)


Post a Comment

Judy Jansen from Mercer Island, WA writes:
November 30, 2006
Very cute, Greg! You inspired me to write one about my dad, who passed away suddenly in 1981. This starts out kind of serious, but as you will see, it’s tongue in cheek. J

Father “Nose” Best

By Judy Cole Jansen

Thanks, Dad, for passing on the richness of your life, and for your genes as well,

Thanks for living your life with such gusto

But I wasn’t ready to say farewell.

You taught me the value of a dollar, and you taught me to work hard

You taught me how to be tough when needed,

And how to always be on my guard.

You passed along your commitment to marriage and all your handy abilities,

Your love of the outdoors and your philosophy of life,

And taking seriously my responsibilities.

You gave me your metabolism and your dark skin for the sun to expose,

And I thank you for your athletic ability,

But WHY did you give me your nose?!

I’m happy to keep your heart and metabolism, even though it was not what I chose,

I’m happy to keep your spunkiness and style,

But I really didn’t want your nose!

I can’t afford to change it, and as everybody knows,

I’ve tried to disguise and distract from it,

But it will always be your nose.

Well, God knows best about these things, and I knew you loved Him too,

So I’ll try not to complain too much,

‘Cause I’m glad you were my Dad, and to my heritage I will be true.

You passed on so much good to me and in the grand scheme it doesn’t matter,

I hope I do you honor in all areas of my life

But in heaven I want a nose that really flatters!

I hope people can see you through my life choices and know that I was blessed

By a Dad who was everything to me,

And a Father who truly knows best.



Send Us Your Opinion
(Comments are moderated.)
Your Name:*


Your E-Mail Address:*
(Confidential. Will not be published.)


Location:


Comments:*
Note: In order to control automated spam submissions, URLs are no longer permitted in this form.



Verification:
Please type the letters you see above.

  Printer-Friendly

Bookmark and Share


PO BOOKS BY GREG ASIMAKOUPOULOS
Sunday Rhymes & Reasons
Published June 4, 2009

Sunday Rhymes and Reasons is a compilation of inspirational poetry by America's pastor/poet laureate, Greg Asimakoupoulos. In this, his third volume of poetry, Pastor Greg paints word pictures that portray both the struggle and fulfillment that define a life of faith. His repertoire of rhymes celebrate rite-of-passage occasions like birth, baptism, marriage and death as well as the major holidays of the church and culture. It is a volume that illustrates the poet's love of words and of popular culture. The author dips his brush into a paint box of hubris, humor and honesty.

"Gloria and I have been encouraged by word pictures from Greg's pen that have celebrated both our ministry and God's presence in our world."Bill Gaither, Gospel music composer/performer

"Gifted poet Greg Asimakoupoulos is a dear friend of our family. His poetry blesses, comforts, entertains, and provides inspiration for every season of life."Natalie Grant, singer/songwriter/recording artist

More Information
RSS FEED
RSS Feed for Greg Asimakoupoulos: RSS Feed for Greg Asimakoupoulos
EMAIL ALERTS
Sign up to receive an e-mail notice when new articles by this author are published. Your address remains confidential, and you may cancel at any time. A confirmation email will be sent.

Your e-mail address:
po Books
Now Available!

Teachings of a Three Year Old... Turned Tyke,
by Hal Evan Caplan.

A father learns from the wisdom of his toddler.

More Information.

More by Greg Asimakoupoulos
Salvator Mundi
Not the painting but the Person
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 12/7/17
When the Newsman Becomes News
Lamenting yet another fallen hero
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 12/1/17
Let's Hear It for Moms and Pops
Celebrating Small Business Saturday in a very personal way
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 11/22/17
An Earthquake in La La Land
Examining what's been exposed in the rubble
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 11/17/17
Where is God?
Reflecting on the tragedy in a little Texas town
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 11/10/17
An All Saints Day Tribute
Remembering those who left us
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 11/3/17
A Mighty Fortress was His God
Remembering the legacy of Martin Luther 500 years later
by Greg Asimakoupoulos, 10/27/17
» Complete List (820)


RSS FEED
RSS Feed for Greg Asimakoupoulos: RSS Feed for Greg Asimakoupoulos

Reproduction of original material from The Partial Observer without written permission is strictly prohibited.
The opinions expressed by site contributors do not necessarily reflect those of the editors.
Copyright ©2000-2017 partialobserver.com. All rights reserved.
Home · Site Map · Top