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Yes I Do, Too!

by Dear Jon
April 2, 2002

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Sort 129_Dear Jon-Yes I Do, Too! Dear Webmaster: No new letters have appeared that ask for advice from Dear Jon. However, the people did indeed speak when they responded to my poll, so I will briefly talk back.

Women do not want men to know that men have figured them out. Therefore, the question "Does Dear Jon know What Women Want?" is automatically answered negatively. That is part of the rules. Of course I knew this ahead of time, and ran this experiment to confirm my suspicion.

However, here is how I can prove I know what women want:

1. Imagine that you are alone on a beach in the Caribbean when a djinni magically rises out of an abandoned pop bottle.

2. The djinni apologizes that it is not very powerful. In fact, it can only do two things. It can either produce an image of Brad Pitt in swimming briefs for your eyes alone, or, it can produce a bag of M&M's(r-t-m) that no one else will see you eat.

As a typical female, which will you choose?

The answer is totally obvious to most guys who think about it for about three seconds. You really are not very mysterious. So there.

Confidential to NC: I have a great idea. Why don't you post your question to the forums? We have a great one on "Religoin/Philosophy." I'm sure they would be glad to fight about your issue. This, however, is an advice column, just like "The Webmaster" says below.

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