The big house is a Full House
if Aunt Becky goes to jail
for bribing a recruiter at SC.
The lengths that Lori Loughlin went
to get her girls enrolled
is a scandalous depraved conspiracy.
With Uncle Jesse, Becky
was a clean cut wholesome aunt
who taught Michelle and DJ right from wrong.
But the real life LA housewife
with her husband Mossimo
has been exposed for cheating all along.
Admitting to Admissions-gate
would serve this actress well.
But that is not Aunt Becky's attitude.
Instead she's quite defiant
much to Stephanie's chagrin
who shakes her head and smugly says "How rude!"